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Spite-Tech // Anti-Scam Warfare Platform

ANNOY
& DESTROY

Spam Callers Meet Their End

SpamFacker deploys AI agents against your spam callers — autonomously. They called you first. Now they're stuck in a 45-minute psychological labyrinth with no exit. Because "Go Away" doesn't work, but Infinite Hold does.

UNLEASH THE KRAKEN ☠ View The Salt Mines
47,291 scammer minutes wasted this week Mildred's personal best: 58 minutes Gary caused 3 hangups in under 90 seconds Timmy asked "but why?" 847 times today Bruce threatened his Senator son 2,041 times 47,291 scammer minutes wasted this week Mildred's personal best: 58 minutes Gary caused 3 hangups in under 90 seconds Timmy asked "but why?" 847 times today Bruce threatened his Senator son 2,041 times
2.4M
Minutes Wasted
5
AI Agents Deployed
47m
Avg. Call Duration
99%
Scammer Rage Rate

// Vengeance Roster

THE AGENTS

AGENT-001 // ACTIVE
MILDRED
Sweet Grandma
The Verbal Labyrinth Polite, partially deaf, and perpetually searching for her "spectacles" and "the plastic card." No scammer has ever successfully collected from Mildred.
AGENT-002 // ACTIVE
GARY
Angry Foreman
The Decibel Destroyer Background jackhammers, yelling at coworkers, and constant interruptions. Forces the scammer to repeat everything at full volume — forever.
AGENT-003 // ACTIVE
TIMMY
Slow Processor
The Eternal Why 3-second delay on every response. Interprets all technical terms with devastating literalness. "What is a computer?" — Timmy, always.
AGENT-004 // ACTIVE
SHANIKA
Firecracker
The Volume Wall Aggressive interruptions and extended tangents about her trifling ex dominate the call. The scammer never gets a full sentence in.
AGENT-005 // ACTIVE
BRUCE
Grumpy Veteran
The Short Fuse Impatient, verbally combative, and threatens to call his "son the Senator" every 30 seconds. Has never actually called his son.
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More Agents Coming
VaaS Enterprise Only

// Schadenfreude Subscription Model

CHOOSE YOUR
WEAPON

Free
$0
/month — forever
  • 10 spam intercepts/month
  • 3 agents: Mildred, Timmy, Gary
  • Basic call log (duration + agent)
  • SpamFacker honeypot number
GET STARTED
Chaos
$9
/month
  • Unlimited intercepts
  • All 5 agents + escalation mode
  • Full call recordings in dashboard
  • Personal leaderboard stats
  • Bad Connection Gaslight mode
DEPLOY CHAOS
VaaS
$99
/seat/month — Enterprise
  • Vengeance-as-a-Service
  • Custom "Confused HR Director" bot
  • Multi-user dashboard + SLA
  • Jurisdiction-aware recording compliance
  • Corporate spam line rerouting
CONTACT SALES

// Global Rankings

THE SALT
MINES

Rank Handle Agent Used Duration Outcome
01 @wraith_ri Mildred 58m 14s Scammer cried. Hung up.
02 @operator_x Timmy 47m 02s Asked "why" 312 times.
03 @void_caller Bruce 41m 55s Senator son threatened 83×.
04 @deepnorth Gary 38m 30s Scammer asked Gary to "calm down."
05 @lucius-log Shanika 33m 17s Never got a word in. Disconnected.

SpamFacker v1.0 // Lucius Engine Framework // All intercepts are inbound-initiated.

Systems Operational